Christmas is right around the corner. Give your loved ones a laugh with these funny wishes for Christmas. Our list includes funny Merry Christmas wishes, funny Christmas wishes for a boyfriend or husband, funny Christmas wishes for a girlfriend or wife, and funny wishes on Christmas and New Year. Funny happy holiday wishes, funny Christmas messages, funny Christmas messages for friends, funny Christmas greetings, and funny Christmas card sayings.
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Funny Merry Christmas Wishes
- May your Christmas be as fat, happy, and plentiful as Santa’s! Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas! May Santa bring you winning lottery tickets in your socks!
- Christmas is the festival of love and spirit. So let us drink the spirit to feel love; Merry Christmas too!
- If I forget to bring presents for you, keep your doors open. Santa will come with a box of chocolates. Merry Christmas!
- Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name on Santa’s naughty list.
Funny Christmas Wishes for your Boyfriend or Husband
- Having you by my side this Christmas means everything extra. Extra food, extra admiration, extra bills- everything. Love you anyway, Merry Christmas
- When I say I don’t want any present, I am fibbing … so I will be waiting for my surprise Christmas gift… Merry Christmas my love!!!
- I don’t need any more presents on Christmas because I have you and I am sure you can buy me everything that I want … Merry Christmas and thanks for making it so special.
- Every time I see you, I think of Santa. You have so many things in common with that big, fat, silly guy except for that long-white beard. Merry Christmas!
Funny Christmas Wishes for Girlfriend or Wife
- I’d like to say that all I want for Christmas is you, but I’d also like a new credit card! Merry Christmas, sweetheart!
- Merry Christmas, the love of my life. After all our fancy Christmas dinners, I enjoy the fact that I am not the only one washing the dishes.
- Everything grows old, except for You and Santa. Merry Christmas, my love. Sending warm wishes on your way this Christmas!
- Santa asked me what my heart wants this Christmas! I told him your name, and he said you’re already in my heart! Merry Christmas!
- Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!
Funny Wishes on Christmas and New Year
- Christmas is not only for praying and praising. But for drinking and messing around also. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
- May the calories of Christmas disappear by the New Year. Happy holidays!
- Celebrating & unwrapping. Counting down & ringing in. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
- We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas and a debt-free New Year!
- Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. I wish that the magic of the season be with you always.
Funny Happy Holiday Wishes
- Hope you get to drink a lot and feast well in the holiday season. Lose yourself and have a bit more fun. Merry Christmas!
- Sending your way a bundle of warm wishes and good luck on this holiday. Take my love and don’t forget to bring presents for me tonight. Merry Christmas!
- I Wish Santa fill your socks with candy and your wallet with money. Have a nice and warm holiday season! Merry Christmas to you!
- Christmas is the only time of year when I buy nuts, and it’s the only time of year I feel like I may go nuts. May you keep your sanity this holiday season!
- Happy holidays! May your egg nog contain enough rum to get you through the Christmas season.
Funny Christmas Wishes Messages
- Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!
- There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
- Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poisonous cookies you just ate. Thank you.
Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
- One important rule of Christmas is that you can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!
- Do not spend all of your savings in one day over this lovely holiday. Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas! May Santa fill your stocking with winning lottery tickets! Hope your holiday season is a winner!
- Nowadays, you look like Santa with a big tummy and a long beard. Guess what, you are going to the gym next year! Happy Holidays!
- Nowadays, you look like Santa with a big tummy and a long beard. Guess what, you are going to the gym next year! Happy Holidays!
Funny Christmas Greetings
- Joyful. Colorful. Magical. Wonderful. Busy. Stressful. Quick. Wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
- Happy Holidays! May the magic of Christmas still be with you when you open your next credit card bill.
- Happy Holidays! May there be plenty of sales and coupons wherever you go to do your Christmas shopping.
- Happy Holidays! May there be plenty of sales and coupons wherever you go to do your Christmas shopping.
- I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!
Funny Christmas Wishes Card Sayings
- I wonder how Santa celebrates Christmas Day. After the late-night shift he pulls, I bet he stays in bed all day and does nothing. Sounds nice.
- I love the holidays. But sometimes I could use a little less “Jingle Bells” and a little more “Silent Night”.
- Santa Claus exists, and he has to work during the holidays. How pathetic!
- Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think it’s time for a shave.
- Life is short, eat the Christmas cookies.
Funny Christmas Quotes
- Stop asking for presents from Santa and be the Santa for the kids around you. Suits your age. Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas! Santa is giving you the gift of a frigid winter – but just for a few more months!
- I hope your celebration will be big and your bill will be small this Christmas. Have a joyful Christmas!
- Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic; Merry Christmas!
- Santa left batteries under the tree with a note that said “Due to cutbacks, toys not included.”
Funny Christmas Captions
Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think it’s time for a shave.
Life is short, eat the Christmas cookies.
Eat, drink, and be merry
Sweet and twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
Snowy hair, don’t care. It’s Christmas!
Besides the tree, guess who’s going to get lit all day?
Today, I will sleigh Christmas!
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